Jake was up and gone to 7:30 a.m. tennis before Luke even got up. Apparently, Luke has ordered Jake to never set his toothbrush near Luke's and never, ever let them touch. I hear Luke yell, "Jake, I can't believe you!" I say, "Luke, your brother is not even in this house...what can he possibly have done to aggravate you?" Jake has strategically placed his brush as close to Luke's as possible, bristles to bristles, without them touching. Luke says, "I know they are not technically touching, but it's close enough for his disgusting germs to migrate over to my brush."
Fast forward to dinner...I leave the room to get my drink and return to hear Jake tell Luke, "I just love burping at school." Nice, isn't it? (Lane has after-school training, so he is not home to hear this, and Jake makes sure I am not in the room before sharing this nice tidbit...but I caught him!) Later, he is telling Luke a story that begins, "I was walking back to the cafeteria because I had left my jacket on the cafeteria floor under the tables..." nice - just imagine that disgusting floor!
6 comments:
This is Jake, and I am not ashamed of the things I have done!
oh, those stories! Now the toothbrush I have to side with Jake..there was a time I accidentally used Ryan's....he wasn't too thrilled and I thought, "what's the big deal?!"
(sorry, luke, love ya, though!)
Cheri
Don't be ashamed Jake- you've done nothing wrong!!!
:)
Jo
Anne Marie was laughing out loud, and I must admit- I needed a good laugh, too!!! Oh, and as for the recent e-mail- Jake, I suggest you start your own "stash", if I lived closer- we'd go shopping together and get some yummy snacks!!!
-Aunt Debbie
Jake- I am fully supportive of burping in class. Air inside can be very uncomfortable. Come to think of it, air needs to come out the other end too. Feel free to do that in class also.
K
You don't say that when we burp, and you definitely don't say that when we... um... do the other one...
M&M
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